Friday, February 25, 2011

The Geography of Women

One of my beautiful sister's sent me "The Geography of Women" and I couldn't resist putting it up here to share with everyone. I would like to add one thing before you read on, I LOVE being Spain!!!!

THE GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN






Between 18 and 22, a woman is like AFRICA ;


Half discovered, half wild, fertile and naturally beautiful!


Between 23 and 30, a woman is like EUROPE ;



Well developed and open to trade, especially for someone of real value.



Between 31 and 35, a woman is like SPAIN ;



very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.



Between 36 and 40, a woman is like GREECE ;

gently aging but still a warm and desirable place to visit.



Between 41 and 50, a woman is like GREAT BRITAIN ;

with a glorious and all conquering past.



Between 51 and 60, a woman is like ISRAEL ;

Has been through war, doesn't make the same mistakes twice,and takes care of business.



Between 61 and 70, a woman is like CANADA ;

self-preserving, but open to meeting new people.



After 70, she becomes TIBET ;

Wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages, an adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge.









THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN



Between 1 and 90, a man is like IRAN ;



ruled by nuts.





The End

3 comments:

  1. useless without pictures

    jus sayn

    funny, except for the last line

    jus sayn

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  2. Good point Lance.....I think I'm going to add some in just a bit!

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