THE GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN
Between 18 and 22, a woman is like AFRICA ;
Half discovered, half wild, fertile and naturally beautiful!
Between 23 and 30, a woman is like EUROPE ;
Well developed and open to trade, especially for someone of real value.
Between 31 and 35, a woman is like SPAIN ;
very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.
Between 36 and 40, a woman is like GREECE ;
gently aging but still a warm and desirable place to visit.
Between 41 and 50, a woman is like GREAT BRITAIN ;
with a glorious and all conquering past.
Between 51 and 60, a woman is like ISRAEL ;
Has been through war, doesn't make the same mistakes twice,and takes care of business.
Between 61 and 70, a woman is like CANADA ;
self-preserving, but open to meeting new people.
After 70, she becomes TIBET ;
Wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages, an adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge.
THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN
Between 1 and 90, a man is like IRAN ;
ruled by nuts.